It’s official, Last Comic Standing is completely bogus. I don’t know if any other show has been this badly rigged since Twenty-One.
Dat Phan, last year’s winner of Last Comic Standing (and also of the Cringe Humor 2003 Hack of the Year ‘Award’, is quite possibly the most unfunny person on the planet — perhaps outdone only by John Kerry. Someone imitating his mother took him to the finals, through the house, and left him as the winner — shocking just about everyone.
This year, without a doubt, Dan Naturman was the funniest guy in the final ten that had a shot of getting to “the house”. Drew Carey and Brett Butler knew it, the rest of the comedians knew it, the audience knew it, even Dan knew it. Apparently the only ones that didn’t know it were the “other voters” (read: the producer). The celebrity judges were shocked to find out that Dan didn’t make it since three of the four voted for him.
I understand that it’s the producer’s final decision (even though they apparently didn’t make this clear to the celebrity judges), but what is not to love about Dan? It’s not like he is boring off camera either — he’s quirky and funny — sure to come up with some great one-liners living in a house with nine other comedians. Of course, he’s not 200-pounds of gayness like Ant-the-attention-whore, so Dan gets the shaft.
It’s not that people don’t think that Ant isn’t funny because he’s gay, it’s that being gay is the only part of his act. It’s akin to a fat comedian only doing fat jokes — it gets old real quick. The funniest thing about Ant’s performance in Vegas were the laugh tracks added in by NBC because he bombed so badly. I do like the show because I love watching the comedy (the “reality” part is not the attraction for this show), but I have a sneaking suspicion that Ant has been pre-crowned by NBC as the next Dat Phan, so I’m not sure that I can bring myself to watch again! Ant is so gay!